Yup. Two posts in one day.
LJ had his evaluation earlier (see previous post) and I'd promised to take him to McDonald's. I can't stand that place. I've been boycotting it. The food is disgusting. The point I was at earlier I would've probably promised ANYTHING for my sanity!
Okay, moving on since this isn't about the million things I hate about them... or is it?
::pull up to drive-thru squawk box::
"Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?"
"Sure... is it breakfast or lunch right now?"
"It's 10:29."
"Okay... ummm... what does that mean?"
::long pause::
"Breakfast."
"Okay, can I please order a happy meal off the lunch menu in addition to breakfast?"
(as some McDonald's DO let you order lunch at breakfast, but not vice versa)
::long pause::
"No. It's 10:29."
"Okay, when CAN I order lunch?"
::long pause::
"At 10:30."
"I'm sure we've gone back and forth for a minute... so is it 10:30 yet?"
::long pause::
"It's 10:29."
"Fine. I'll take two mcmuffins and a large Hi-C and drive around again. By the time I get to you it'll be 10:30 so can I please just order a happy meal so I can pay all at once?"
::insert LJ SCREAMING at the top of his lungs that he wants a happy meal and how I promised him blah, blah, blah... and enter complete meltdown mode.::
::long pause::
"No you can't. It's 10:29."
(I'm certain it's been over a minute... in fact my clock says 10:34 at this point)
"Can you please ask a manager since I'm CERTAIN it's after 10:30?"
"No, I cannot. It's 10:29"
(on my clock it's 10:35 now)
"Fine. That's all then. I'll drive around again for the rest."
::pull up to window to pay::
::window person looks at the register::
"It's 10:30. We're no longer serving breakfast. Do you want to order something from the lunch menu instead?"
*dies*
Until next time...
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
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Man I woulda have a snap moment.. LOL
ReplyDeleteReally?!
I wish I was joking... seriously.
DeleteThen they forgot his soda so I had to argue for that.
We got home and although it advertises Green Lantern they gave him a Transformer toy.
All that and he refused to eat because it was the wrong damn toy. *sigh*
WTF, seriously?! My McD's would totally just let you order off the lunch menu by then. That shit's ridiculous >:/
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuuuuuuuuck! *hugs you before you beat someone to death*
ReplyDeleteFor that VERY reason I hate McDonalds. Do NOT fuck with our kids after evals ... if it SAYS Green Lantern, give a freakin GREEN LANTERN. They will obsess over that shit and it will be an ISSUE all fucking DAY. I mean, I get they have a job to do and whatnot ... but shiiit. You have this kid in your car who has just gone through hell --- and they wanna "surprise" him. I hope your day looks up.
Ohhhh. And if you call corporate, they send you McDonalds free shit/food vouchers. Javi used to work for McDOnalds (HE WASN'T THAT ASSHOLE SERVER, more like laid back manager!) <3